Why do women see a beautiful growing belly and feel compelled to tell Mary Bloggs about the fourth degree tear they got? That's right Mary I was torn vagina to asshole. OKay stranger that's too much information.
5. Come out of the bathroom to find your toddler (who to this point has shown no interest or ability in dressing) has stripped naked and is making snow angels in a pile of Duplo. What the actual firetruck?