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I don't want to hear your birth story...

I don't want to hear your birth story...

Why do women see a beautiful growing belly and feel compelled to tell Mary Bloggs about the fourth degree tear they got? That's right Mary I was torn vagina to asshole. OKay stranger that's too much information.

How to leave the house with a toddler...

How to leave the house with a toddler...

5. Come out of the bathroom to find your toddler (who to this point has shown no interest or ability in dressing) has stripped naked and is making snow angels in a pile of Duplo. What the actual firetruck?